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Summer is Not

I ended up with 2.5 jobs. I’ll be doing 40 hours a week for the Building Project, hopefully relaxing interior cabinetry work and not climbing on our matte black metal roof. When I’m not doing BP, sleeping, eating, or on the pot I’ll be doing freelance work for some professors, namely painting a basement and working on the drawings for a house addition in New Haven. This is sort of crazy but it works out in Google Calendar so blow it, I’m going to have a try. I mourn the bloody death of my summer but this is the way adults roll—this way I won’t have that dirty, guilty feeling that comes from having fun and enjoying myself for extended periods of time.

There’s one thing I’m worried about, which is that I’m digging my New England hole deeper. On the one hand, my establishment architecture school is slowly brainwashing me into thinking that the hottest, most boutique firms are all somewhere between New York and Boston, and that the best thing possible would be to add to my East Coast network and subscribe to The New Yorker and buy a golden retriever named Ollie and get a nice compound in Hyannisport and stay here for the rest of my life. On the other hand, I sort of want to get the holy hell back to California, the part of the country that didn’t originate 200 years ago as a strange growth on Cornelius Vanderbilt’s butt.* Taking jobs here adds to scenario one—I’m getting adverse to starting over again and again—and yet how can I refuse?

The Kennedys at Hyannisport

*It’s really just the food and the snow.

Lazy to Write

I just designed a house in one night one day after designing a Boston neighborhood in one night. M.F. A curious side-effect of coming back from the other side of the planet—exactly 12 hours ahead—is that my sleep schedule is inverted. Instead of going to sleep at 4 AM, I’m waking up at 4 AM. Around 9-10 PM I start feeling ridiculously sleepy, like I was hit by one of those darts they use to take down elephants in Sub-Saharan Africa. As a result, I’ve started eating breakfast at Commons and feeling sort of awesome during the day.

Anyway, it turns out it’s a bitch and a half trying to get myself to write about Beijing and Hong Kong. (The extra half comes from the lack of photos—it’s way easier to write a “photos ‘n’ captions” entry than a hard text entry.) For now, I’ll mention the last day, which I largely spent bedridden with mysterious food poisoning that no one else got even though we all ate the same food. I got better just in time to go to the most exclusive club in Hong Kong and have a freakin’ awesome time even though some Dutch guy was all over the one… actually let’s not talk about that on the Internet. Afterwards we went back to Hoey’s Wan Chai pad to finish packing, where I drifted in and out of consciousness on Hoey’s couch; then we left for the airport at 5:30 in the morning. Not a bad way to end my first trip to China.

Back from the Orient

I just got back from Beijing/Hong Kong yesterday… still in a state of disorientation. Basically I ended up in New Haven around 5:30 PM, had an omelet, went to sleep, woke up at 10:40 PM, stayed awake trying to catch up on all the crap I missed over the last two weeks, and now it’s 11 AM. BJ/HK’s 12 hours in the future, plus I slept may be 6-7 hours on the plane (and stayed up all night before boarding), so things are somewhat flipped in the ol’ noggin.

Also, browsed over the last coupla blog posts and have concluded that my writing is more Hannity than Vidal, and I should probably try to sprout a few more neurons or at least write in a manner more sophisticated or something.

Somewhat more comprehensive travel post forthcoming once I’m more right in the head.

More Melbourne

The Esplanade at St. Kilda

Melbourne photos are up!

A little blurb:

Melbourne is basically Australia’s San Francisco, like Sydney is Australia’s LA. They’re close, almost eerily so: they’re both gold-rush cities, they both went through troubles before triumphantly emerging as capitals of culture, they’ve both been gentrified to hell and back, they’re both built on Bays with marvelous weather and gorgeous sunsets. They both have cable cars. Like I said, eerie.

Ping Pong Show

The stage was raised and six-sided, black, shiny, broad, two mirrored columns at opposite ends. On it, four chrome poles formed a square two meters to a side; three rings of fold-up seats surrounded it; a neon-lit bar sat to one side of it. The room was lit with pulsing lights and glowing smoke; speakers pumped harsh dance hits; an open door lead to a small stale lobby with a table, a money-box, and a pimp.

We came in and sat down, hiding behind the others. Around us were a dozen tourists; some whites, an Indian, a handful of East Asians. We were sitting next to a well-dressed man, may be French; next to him was a small group of frat types, and a rotund couple that looked fresh out of the Midwest. To our other side were two old fat white-haired men, an Indian and may be a Texan; next to them were two girls and one guy in their early tweens. Everyone stared with saucer-eyed, strained attention.

The Thai woman on the stage was nude and birthing four of five ping-pong balls into a glass cup. We’d clearly walked in on the title act. She was stiff and glassy-eyed, probably a hundred miles away. She bent down with a red cloth and cleaned up, then stepped down with her cup.

The next dancer was already waiting, clad in a black thong and top. Her face was hard and creased; she might have been 35 or 40. She stepped up and started to “dance,” shuffling her feet, swaying a little left and a little right, alternately walking the stage and limply holding a pole. After ten minutes she stopped, dropped her thong, and put her fingers to her vagina. From it she laboriously pulled two meters of linked razors, glinting to the beat. She took the lead blade in her hand and showed us a sheet of paper, which she calmly sliced to shreds.

A plump dancer took the stage, a brace around her right ankle. A thin scar snaked around her stomach. She winced as she shuffled from foot to foot, carefully, painstakingly. She eventually produced five meters of white cloth; she limped around the stage, pulling the cloth around the poles, creating a cloth arena around herself. She rhythmically yanked the cloth back and forth before gathering it up and stepping down.

We stayed perhaps two hours. The dancers got older, younger, one unexpectedly spunky, most dead to the world. Bananas launched in the air, birthday cakes and snuffed candles, mysteriously smoked cigarettes, clear water turned miraculously to brown coke.

For the finale, a man and a woman had sex. The man alternated between thrusting and moving the woman around the stage, so the whole audience could see. And my friend and I, we looked to each other.

There come times when retinas peel and emotions detach, times when we must act because sadder worlds threaten our own. To that end, we stood and left.